Pink Milk, Fox Paws and other amazing tales

Wanta laugh? Had phone call from some sort of home help from the hospital [ went to visit there yesterday] I think they think the government has a surplus of cash as I now take 11 tabs for breakfast[ another 2 at night] saves a lot on the food bill, Anyway back to the phone call, during the course of it there was a mention of training with weights, I must have had a giggle in my voice as the nurse came back with.... oh not from the floor, we are not trying to train you to Swartsnegger standard, I repeated the Swartsnegger bit and you know who, bless her cotton pickin' little heart, burst out in raucous laughter, and hasn't really stopped since, Think I'll dismantle the Mozzie trap that'll teach her, The Mozzie trap that's another thing, it's getting very close to getting the chop too, been experimenting with various places for about a month now and it has proved very successful at catching bugs, not very many mozzies, perhaps they are not the right breed, changed places again today, so it has another few days grace to demonstrate its capabilities , or I ring the supplier[ who also makes them] and demand my money back ,that's all for now, let you join your mother in raucous laughter